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Is a Slow Computer Really Annoying You?

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A sluggishly slow computer is probably the most frustrating computer experience next to Internet credit card fraud! Believe me – I’ve suffered with both so I should know! The fraud was a one-off that got sorted – but the slow computer thing took a long time to work through – and it was a slow job! There are many gadgets available on the Internet to speed up your computer – and you don’t know where to start for a while. So to speed up the process for you, I’ll tell you my story.

For several years I suffered most severely and frustratingly with slow computer syndrome (SCS), but thankful to say eventually found out how it all worked, (or didn’t work), and managed to slip smoothly into overdrive – even with my five-year-old laptop. I then did the same for my partner, (with the same model), and then for my mum, (who has a desk jobbie computer which probably came out of the ark – with a nice new flat screen though, I hasten to add!) Talk about slow, (my mother’s I mean) – we’d wait several days for Hotmail to open, and another week to read her first email! Things just had to stop somewhere. So in I flew to the rescue! But to top it all, although I hate admit it, her old crate is now doing naught to 60 in several seconds less than my treasured Sony Vaio- and all thanks to my wonderful ‘slow to speedy in half an hour computer work-out’!

Well – she was so thrilled an’all, I decided to share my experience with the world – well with anyone out there with a slow computer anyway – as I know how f**kin’ frustrating it can be!

You can read my extremely sedate “turn your slow computer crate into a Lamborghini in under an hour” kinda web page by following this link – R E A L SLOW!

The slow computer link: 

computerslow.notmuchfun . . .

Have fun,

Steve